Proof that it's the same old shit, just a different day

About a year ago, I had questions like:
-Will I ever get a job?
-How much am I worth in this job market?
-What career should I pursue?
-How will I live life doing a 9-5 job?

Now I have questions like:
-Will I ever get a promotion/better job?
-Should I ask for a raise?
-Should I go back to grad school?
-and finally...How can I win the lottery?